AMERICA FUCK YEAH

Bought me a lil bread into work and BAM got me a banana butty. I sooooo know what I'm having for brekky tomorrow morning AND I've saved some bananas for a banoffee pie. Gonna make me a big phat banoffee pie this weekend and eat it all and it's going to be gloooorious.

Aaaah weekend sweet weekend. Working throughout the week makes me really appreciate the weekend. I can't say I actually get up to much, just sitting in coffee shops dinking T and eating cake and then just going out drinking and dancing...the usual carry on of a young person wouldn't you say. This weekend it's gonna be exceptional. I can't go wrong - movies, popcorn and banoffee...panorama bar when the fathead bouncers let us in and snoozing galore. Can't wait. Can't wait to just chillax.

Man, with all this chillax chat makes me realise I'm missing peepz at the mo. Maybe I'm going crackers but I'm missing my hugs. Usually I get at least 5 a day - dude, I'm lucky if I get 5 a bloody week now. It's not on. Just not on. I miss jumping on my ma until she gets so pissed off with me she ends up shreeking like a crazy bit... or tries to smack me ha ha ha stupid lady - I'm bigger, stronger and got the reflexes of a cat meeeow. Anyways yeah, I could list a whole loada peepz who I miss, but I won't...you guys know who you are.

And anyways I've thought about this a lot and have come to the conclusion that I should buy a dog. I'm going to buy a dog and I'm gonna call him Bernard and we're gonna go walking together and watch flicks together and yeah, I'll have mountains of hugs then. And no before yee get the impression I'm going to have dog babies - that isn't going to be part of me and my dog time - human to human is the way forward. Dog and human is just plain creepy. I'm gonna go look up what type of dog I want. Laterez.