So I’ve been the target of bad luck lately – seriousooo Lord what have done? I guess you can say these are the things that shape a person – not only did I get batted by a garden gnome on the back of the head BUT the other day, there I was changing my clothes quickly in the toilet after work so I could head on out straight away. Swapped my trousers for jeans and shirt for a T, thought I’d nip quickly out to sort the ol’ hair only to hear the goddamn door slam and when I went back – it had flippin’ locked itself. Bloody typical! The only option I had was to do a miss imposs style hedge jump over from the cubicle on the other side to get all my gear. I'm now sporting two corking bruises! Grrrrr. Serioulsy – why me?

Anyways found me a lil flatty with some cracking peepz and now I’m looking for a jobby. It seems I’m almost unemployable. I’m the man goddamn. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I would be an asset to any company but I think I’ve got the face that says don’t pick me. Sucks ass. Not sure what I’ll do to be honesto. Keep my chin up is one thing. Something will turn up and when not – I’ll just bum around. Stay here for six months – go travelling. Who the hell cares. I’m still young(ish).

I’m dead happy today, call me sad but I don’t give a…, because I’m wearing my new shoes…furrymuff they’re not like Paolo’s – blue and suede – but hell, which moron would choose blue suede instead of black patent? I luuuuurve the shine. Yep, took me shopping on Saturday and literally visited every shoe shop in Berlin. And of course – I found exactly what I was looking for in the last shop! Dude have you ever bought shoes that make you feel like Dorothy? Well I have and well, I feel like skipping…hell I might even skip to luncheon. Can’t wait for lunchy coz I need a munchy ha ha no really I do. My porridge wasn’t enough for me today and I am now a hungry horse. Not sure what I’ll have today. Decisions decisions.

K lunchy kbye