I just got a blog, well ok, last week I "just" got a blog BUT I've just plucked up some courage to write something...not that I'm sure where I actually should be writing. I guess that's one the tricky things about being a blonde - you never quite know what's going on - even when its point blank obvious. Yep we blondes have our pros and our cons, our ups and our downs and we defo (almost) always prove all those brunettes wrong because we DO have more fun!

I sharn't say anymore over this debate...


Anyways, here I am stuck at work, doing nothing, and it's painfully soul crushing. You know the saying - little fish in a big pond? Well I'm about the size a piece of plankton in this pond. Fair enough I'm only a placement student but shaaaamon now - throw me a frikkin' bone here - I gota learn a lil somethin' somethin'!! I'm like " hey - I'm a person too, I can do that, I wana do that, help me do that!!!!" Companies should be taking care of those fresh minded, enthusiastic and intelligent graduates (like me) ! I can't wait to branch out and spead my wings MY WAY!!!


Speaking of branches, yesters on my way home you won't believe what the devil happend to me. A tree branch (I should call it killer tree branch! Because it was about the size of my arm!!!) landed on the ground about a metre in front of me. Lads, I might not be here today if that hit me! Lets all take a minute to thank the big man upstairs for watching over Sara J. Because he clearly wasn't thinking about me the week before when I got smacked on the back of the head but a bloody garden gnome that got blown off a balcony in the storms. I got a concussion and everything. Lost a few very precious brain cells and it's resulted in me still suffering with headaches which SUCK! I. HATE. HEADACHES! I swear there are little men in my head marching around, banging on my veins and just in general causing me more pain than I deserve!

I still can't see the funny side of a garden gnome smacking me one on the back of the head probably at terminal velocity in spite of all the pillocks telling me its hilarious. It's tragically funny in my eyes and I doubt I'll ever change my mind on that.