Oooooh I'm a bad babysitter ha ha - just got a spank from my mother. Love it. I ate all the chicken and carrots from her fresh home made soup :)And then the crazycat chased me out of the kitchen when she discovered my mischief. Aaaah good times good times. There's nothing like a lil beating from your ma. I do it to remind her I'll always be that little brat she brought into the world and purely for my own amusement. I forget how she stutters when she's real mad. It's awesome. Just so goddamn funny, bless her. I love my mum when she's angry with me. I stole her joggy pants for joggin this morn to go hiking and she called me pretty POed. Like screamed down the phone. Anyways, I apologised and gave her a snuggle before I went off to take a snooze.

Boy, I forgot just how great afternoon snoozes are. Helll, I don't know anyone who doesn't agree with that statement beeeecause SNOOZES ROCK. I'm going to miss those the most when I have to start full time work. Even just the thought of a nap after I've had some lunchy brings a cheshire cat grin to my countenance. Snuggling into bed and taking time out is pobabl in my top five things to do I would say. Yeah, defo top five - if not defo in top ten.

So right, I have just discovered this geeetar player who I now love. Yes, I do in fact want his babies. Lots and lots and lots of them. This guy makes music that makes my heart skip a beat or two and boy do I need the ol heart to skip and leap every so often right now. I imagine my heart to be just like a frog right now. You know, it's there and all. Just sitting on one of those floating leaves, almost looking like a statue trying it's best to keep balance and keep afloat but still making the odd "ribbit" every so often to let the world know he's still there. Love hurts hey.

Today was a hoot though. Tom (one of my buddybuds) and I went for walkies to Studley Pike. I made THE best ham mustard butties in the world. I am THE man. God I love ham mustard butties. They rock too. Woah there I'd better jet - supposed to be going out in half an hour and I still smell like cats ass from zeee walk. Laterez ai.